birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

(via inuis)

billyjojo:

this is your captain speaking

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING

Started driving lessons again and istg it’s so stress ;-; i’m in a 4 wheeled vehicle of death and i panic rIP

Didnt kill anyone so thats a good start tho

pansybrain:

fuck how much have i even drunk?

Barbecue sauce

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